You wanted shields? Well, you're not getting shields. You're getting Star Wars quotes.
"Another happy landing" - Obi-Wan Kenobi
"Try, there is not. Do, there only is." - Yoda
"LIAR! You're with HIM!" - Anakin Skywalker
And most importantly:
"It's over, Anakin, I have the high ground!" - Obi-Wan Kenobi